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General
nightclub venture FAQ
This FAQ addresses a few of the common questions sent to me. Some
of the answers are somewhat verbose, but that's better than vague/
ambiguous responses. Other answers are shorter and more accurately
addressed by speaking to me in person. I'll be adding to this FAQ
periodically. Click on any question to see the answer:
I'm
just getting started in the nightclub business. What do I need to
know?
That's
like saying I've never built a car before -what do I need to know?
The problem with posting a generic startup list is that it's misleading.
There's no such thing as 20-steps to getting started in the nightclub
business, for if there were, I would have already written the
book on it. Each startup and the priority of issues to consider
are unique to the concept, marketplace, and goals of the entrepreneur.
The
easiest way to get the 'right' answers quickly is to speak
with me in person. For a modest fee, you may do so within hours.
Alternatively, you may continue combing the web until your hearts
content, and or simply wild guess the answers. That could eat up
considerable amounts of your time --not very efficient.
How
do I go about determining what type of nightclub concept will work?
Nightclub
concepts are often confused with 'décor schemes'. People
are not going to flock to your nightclub, or show up week after
week spending lot's of money because you've got an out of this world
interior theme. The actual concept is what it is you're doing
for your audience. Are you attracting a sane ratio of males
to females? Are people having a good time? Are people purchasing
alcohol product? Are people interacting with one another? Does the
atmosphere make it easy for people to meet, romance, and eventually,
well, you know

Some
cool looking nightclub décor idea will NOT accomplish
these objectives alone, and in a number of cases not at all. Many
dinosaurs think that investing gazillions into mind numbing décor
schemes will somehow result in a strong social atmosphere miraculously
falling into place all by itself. Well guess what
It won't.
Being
an entertainment operator means you 'must' be able to entertain
your room. That means you actually need to understand your marketplace,
as opposed to trying to fool them with hype, screaming, and plenty
of eye candy. The public is not that stupid -at least not anymore!
:-)
If
you're stumped on how to determine the attributes of your specific
marketplace and developing a concept that will synchronize with
its needs, consider speaking
to me in person where I'll assist you with this part of the
conceptual development.
Should
I hurry and compose great big business plan?
Probably
not
90% of aspiring nightclub operators are mistakenly led
to believe that investing many thousands of dollars and countless
hours of time into a nightclub business plan is one of the first
steps to moving forward. In the vast majority of cases, the business
plan ends up on the shelf. Since only a very very small number of
nightclub proposals ever get funded, (and largely because they're
premature), you may want hold off on this, or if you must, consider
a 7 to 10-page executive summary instead. For more help on
composing a nightclub executive summary, and or when to consider
a full scope business plan, consider speaking
with me in person. I may be able to save you a lot of grief,
time, and money.
Should
I invest in an existing nightclub operation?
Generally
no and for a host of reasons I'm not going into here. In short,
nightclubs are not high mileage machines. They reach their
prime early in the game. After that, they usually take a gradual
or sharp downward slope. Some operators sell as soon as this prime
is reached. To the layman nightclub investor, the past 12-months
of searing revenue reports can create the illusion of a turnkey
cash cow with many great miles left. Not likely
You see, in
this business, everything is not always as it seems. Before you
cut that check for $750,000 to 3.5-million, speak
to me first where I'll work with you in determining the actual
merits of the offering.
My
nightclub is about to be shut down. Can you help?
Indeed
Nightclubs do have a habit of getting themselves into trouble, but
what matters is that you're reading this, which means you've taken
the first step to admitting a problem in the operations model. How
do I know this is where the problem is? Easy
Because nightclubs
do not get into trouble through bad luck or unfortunate happenstance
-there's always a 'cause and affect' reaction no matter how
much many operators claim they're being unfairly targeted.
Fixing a nightclub in trouble is not always easy, depending on how
deep its dug itself in. And contrary to misguided belief, fixing
a distressed nightclub is rarely as simple as changing one single
thing, and or other silly nonsense, such as bringing in promoters,
DJ's, or spending yourself silly on gimmick based ideas. Before
you begin writing checks, consider speaking
with me first.
I
need help in finding a nightclub investor. Can you help?
Maybe
Nightclub investors so to speak are a sparse commodity. This
is largely due to the high failure rate resulting from many mom
and pops diving into the business head first with (what they believe)
is the cash cow concept of a lifetime. 75% says it'll fail within
the first 12-months and sure enough, it usually does. Sadly, some
poor investor/s have lost a substantial amount of money and as the
result of putting their faith into some amateurs ill thought out
idea.
In
case anyone's wondering
Nightclubs rarely fail because the
market had no interest in nightclub entertainment -they fail because
the entrepreneur and or management FAILED to understand the
innate characteristics of the unique marketplace, thus how to provide
the product that was actually appealing to them.
Consequently,
investors are somewhat leery on risking their dollars on yet another
(great idea gone south) nightclub venture. Additionally, investors
have become the wiser to understanding nightclub investments, and
most notably proposals /business plans that are so cookie-cut it's
almost comical. One prime example excerpt
We're serving exotic
cocktails, in a mind-blowing themed out lounge, with big name DJ's,
promoters, and blah blah blah
We're projecting year-1 revenue
of 4-million. Year-2, 6-million, and so fourth. Yawn
Looks
like the last 300-nightclub proposals I've looked over. Dull, boring,
and predictable
At
any rate, attracting the interest of lenders for a nightclub venture
is becoming increasingly difficult. The high return on investment
is most certainly there, however the talent to do so is often
not!. If you've hit a dead end regarding issues, consider speaking
to me in person and I'll see if I can dawn some new perspective
on the equation.
With all of the free nightclub info on the
web, why do you charge?
This
question was sent to me twice in the past 3-months, so I figured
I'd include it here. The question by very definition is almost comical.
I've reviewed a lot of the info on nightclubs throughout the web.
What I continue to see is:
Pages
upon pages of redundant information, which is as canned as it gets.
Canned meaning, "here's a generic way to open a nightclub."
Here's what the bouncers do
Here's what the bartenders do
And you need music, DJ's, lights, and promotions
DUH! Most
12-year olds could tell you this
A few other clowns have hacked excerpts of information from nightclubbiz.com
in a fool heartedly attempt to create 10-step guide to opening a
nightclub. You read through several pages, which are designed to
get you excited.
After a few more, you're pitched on books and guides, which promise
to get you well on your way to launching a high cash flow entertainment
venture. Sigh
I find it hard to believe that anyone would
actually take any of these websites seriously. But then again
Many want to believe that getting into the nightclub business is
really that easy. Well
Just remember where the industry failure
rate stands
Other sites offer a combination of idealistic approaches and pedantic
babble, largely based on someone's single-minded perspective of
'life in a nightclub'. In short, personal biographies are nice,
but in an increasing number of cases are misused in an attempt
to offer an all-encompassing perspective of the core nightclub operation.
Unfortunately, they fail to provide any information that's useful
in figuring out how to proceed in a 'specific' marketplace, but
foremost
How to beat the 75% odds of becoming another nightclub
failure.
Finally there are the ultra hyped sales sites. Yeah.. We've all
seen these ones. PICK US
PICK US
We're the nightclub
experts!! Generally the tackiest looking sites on the web, which
are riddled in claims, pitches, and promises of having all the solutions
to your problems. I'm not sure what's worse
The Grade five
structure and grammar observed on a number of these sites, or the
web design, which looks as if it were made from a program on a CD
ROM given away in a Cornflakes box. And these supposed experts are
going to advise people on a $500,000 to 3-million dollar business
venture? 
After
much reading through these sites, one particular question continues
to come to mind, which is who exactly are these people and what's
the extent of their operations background? Titles, portfolios, and
million dollar success stories disregarded
Show me
tangible proof!
More
disillusioning is the increasing amount of ambiguity being conveyed
through success stories and even portfolios, which appear to be
nothing more than a red herring -a means to divert attention away
from the real issue, which is the 'scope of real operations background'
and whether the entity is actually qualified to be giving
advice on an exceptionally high risk business venture.
The
problem with claims or success stories in the nightclub business
is that they could never be verified with any degree of certainty
in a million years. Nightclubs frequently change hands, expire,
or disappear into the night so to speak. References and testimonials
are moot, as anyone, such as a friend, family member, or the man
in the moon for that matter can be coached to endorse the claims
upon receiving the inquiring phone call.
But
is there anyway at all to verify claims and success stories?
In theory yes: Success stories and portfolios would need to be accompanied
with P&L statements, cash balance sheets, and or 'certifiable'
copies of 1040, 1065, 1099, or W-2 returns, which certify the gross
and net income of the business, and or individual.
Additionally, those claiming award-winning success stories in nightclubs
they've supposedly consulted would 'also' need to quantify those
claims through a "Before and After" submission
of the above financial statements. THEN we could see the result
of their work through actual financial performance, which
at the end of the day is all that really matters!
I'm
not accusing these individuals of grossly exaggerating or telling
fibs -All I'm really saying is to put your money where your mouth
is. If you're going promote larger than life success stories, then
BE PREPARED to back them up with incontrovertible proof -not talk!
How about me? I don't engage in ego mongering, or lame attempts
at baffling my readers through storytelling, therefore I have nothing
to prove to anyone
Most of my writings are based on a combination of experience, trial,
error, and philosophical approach. You actually need real life experience
to write in depth about anything, and that includes the nightclub
business.
How
is Nightlubbiz.com really that different?
Here
at Nightclubbiz.com, substantial efforts (over the past 14-years)
have been invested into building a resource, which is designed to
enlighten you on "what you didn't know", as opposed to
the painfully obvious.
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More quality information, knowledge, and advice 'specific' to
the issues that are directly related to you, your marketplace,
and your entertainment concept.
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Insight into the many newer, emerging facets of a demanding 21st
century entertainment marketplace
- Information,
commentary, and 'multiple' perspective on a host of issues germane
to a high cash flow entertainment venture
In
conclusion, the very idea of comparing Nightclubbiz.com to the increasing
amount of doo doo's now appearing on the web is something we consider
insulting. You get what you pay for, and if the opening price of
$69.95 to too much to swallow, then how you're going to seriously
pursue a $500,000 to 5-million dollar business venture is anyone's
guess. Just remember that about 0.01% of proposed nightclub ventures
ever move much beyond that of a dream on paper.
The
focus of Nightclubiz.com is to work with operators in designing
social entertainment concepts that attract a money-spending demographic,
as opposed to the proverbial (give almost everything away) to attract
an audience type of business model.
The
shear volume of nightclubs that literally pull down their pants
and bend over in desperate attempts at filling a room is beyond
unfathomable at times. The indisputable truth is this: Nightclubs
can generate unbelievably large amounts of income, and quite likely
the highest cash flow business next to casinos. You do however,
need the concept and experience to attract people who will actually
spend money.
Freebies
attract freeloaders
Cheap stuff attracts cheap people
This
is an official truism in the nightclub business. Give free stuff
away -attract free loaders. Cheap booze will ALWAYS attract
cheap people! Suffice it to say, there are few success stories published
on nightclubs that give everything but the shirt of their back to
attract customers -customers that will bail at the first sign of
getting it elsewhere for a few cents less.
As
a result, Nightclubbiz.com is no longer interested in the free information
audience, as the mathematical odds of these people ever opening
a nightclub are infinitesimal to say the least! If you're really
serious about this business, then as hard as it may be swallow,
you may need to spend some money sooner or later. You do not get
into a 3-million dollar a year business venture with buttons and
scotch tape.
You sound cynical
Not cynical, realistic. The nightclub business is not for cupcakes,
or those continuously needing a warm hug and reassurance. It's an
exceptionally tough business with many hard knocks and little forgiveness.
By virtue of this, Nightclubbiz.com is not littered in frivolous
niceties and sweet talk. If you're looking for that, see any one
of the other sites. The only objective of Nightclubiz.com is to
ensure your best possible odds of "not" becoming another
statistical disaster, while preparing you for 'reality' in the nightclub
& bar operations arena. What do I mean by statistical disaster?
See below...
The Nightclub & Bar rap sheet. Incidents
of fights, shootings, and other violence
These
are the types of things new operators should be most concerned
about, as opposed to becoming sidetracked on the latest trend,
decor, or promotion. Have a look at my
nightclub startup package here.
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